Hi, my name is Kitty. I'm 16, a Brit living in America, and yes I would love to be your friend.This blog will consist of; Harry Potter, BBC Sherlock, Avengers, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, basically anything Marvel, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Merlin, Arrow, a touch of Glee, a sprinkle of other things, and a lot of fangirling. Yes, I have something of a problem. I have accepted this.
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability. think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
So here’s the thing: Crowley is clearly demonic. He was a son of a witch in 18th century Scotland, sold his soul, died, went to hell…Became a demon and then became King of Hell.
But he also had a ‘thing’ with Naomi in Mesopotamia. Sooooo…couldn’t he be a fallen angel like Anna? I mean, how did she know what to do? Someone had to do it first, right?
So, Crowley… You were an angel. Became disaffected. Ripped out your Grace. Fell. Was reborn as a human. Learned magic. Sold your soul. Died, went to Hell and became a demon.
And at some point, recovered all your memories. Cool.
I’m just going to leave this here.
WELL THAT EXPLAINS WHY MARK SAID THAT MAYBE CROWLEY WASN’T REALLY A DEMON
also remember when he tortured samandriel he could understand enochian
Also, he probably wanted a bigger dick because he didn’t know what the right size was, being an angel for his entire lifetime.
And remember when he went into Sam to warn him about Gadreel - how his smoke was red rather than black? Or how, when Crowley took over hell, he changed it from all the torture, to the souls just standing in long, orderly lines: isn’t order one of the things angels really adore?
I know it’s canon that Remus likes chocolate; I was just playing on the fact that roughly 90% of the time he’s shown as being completely obsessed with it. In PoA he had a giant block of Honeydukes’ but I think (it’s been a while since I’ve reread the books) that was because he knew that there were going to be dementors in Hogsmeade. He may have liked it a bit more than the average person but he wasn’t ‘CHOCOLATECHOCOLATECHOLATECHOCOLATE’ all the time.
When Remus Lupin arrived at Hogwarts, he took one look at the fountain and transfigured the water into chocolate. It was his second day. It spewed chocolate from that day forward b/c magic and every morning, afternoon and evening, Remus would take his plate full full of food outside and dip the pieces of food one by one into the fountain before ingesting them: chocolate covered mincemeat pie, chocolate coated kippers, chocolate covered chocolate pudding. The soup was tricky, but he managed, and chocolate-pumpkin juice was all the rage during the 70s at Hogwarts. Myrtle would swim in the fountain sometimes, which was gross, but what could they do? The Marauders would dip marshmallows in the Gryffindor common room in the seats reserved for them and then dip the marshmellows in the chocolate fountain. Thing is, when Remus died during the Battle of Hogwarts, the magic died with him, kind of like the fish sweet little Lily Evans canonically gave to Slughorn, and the fountain stopped spewing chocolate. But there was a muggleborn student who went to Hogwarts during the 90s and he survived the war, but he was embittered towards magic. The only thing he missed was his chocolate fountain. He worked for years and duplicated the Hogwarts chocolate fountain and made them widely available for the muggle population.
This is all true, JK Rowling confirmed it in a recent interview. She also said the real reason Remus couldn’t get a job is because he kept going to interviews in a giant Honeydukes’ Finest costume and crying about Willy Wonka.
why do you make me do these things
ah yes, Remus honestly what did you expect?
And who can forget this scene from the Deathly Hallows?